Warning: an inordinate amount of these will be from Will Ferrell movies.
I just saw two big fat naked bikers off 17 having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
I haven’t had a carb since 2004.
Dane Cook. Pay-per-view. 20 minutes. Let’s Go.
LOOK AT THE BONES!
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
Hakuna Matata, bitches!